Oh, dear lord. A man pops out for a moment to evacuate his bowels and catch up on the adventures of the Caped Crusader, only to emerge to find his apartment has been transformed into a cabaret.
Oh, I see why you’re confused. No, her news sounded important, but what you’re forgetting is it was an achievement in the field of biology. That’s all about yucky, squishy things.
Speaking of cowboys, do you know what country has, not one, but two cows on its flag? The tiny landlocked nation of Andorra. Oooh, the next classic episode of Sheldon Cooper Fun With Flags is writing itself!